-You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
-The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
-You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
-If your porch falls and it kills three dogs.
-Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
-You go to the family reunion to pick up women.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
SQUID BILLIES (ALL FULL EPISODES..MUST WATCH!!)
